Lunch Lady Porn Star Crystal Gunns
Vineland — A Vineland New Jersey lunch lady has caused quite a stir recently. It turns out the busty woman dropping mash potato balls on the plates of Jersey school kids has a bit of a tainted past. Louisa C. Tuck, known in the adult entertainment business as Crystal Gunns has left her road show and Score magazine covers behind. Read more
Kendra Wilkinson, Hank Baskett Engaged
Looks like Heff has lost another bunny. Is the old man losing his swagger? Not be outdone by the swarm of press surrounding Hef’s former girlfriend, Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson announced that she is going to marry her new beau Hank Baskett. Read more
Caitlin Davis Cheerleader Facebook Flop
New England Patriots cheerleader Caitlin Davis has been fired after a series of photos posted to her Facebook page were leaked to the mainstream media.
Caitlin has issued a statement claiming that she is not an antisemitic, penis sketcher and that the images were meant to be harmless.
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Kim Clement Predicts the Next President
Kim Clement is even more over-the-top than the ridiculously white-toothed Joel Osteen. His sermon not only tells us how to live, but how the future will play out. According to Kim Clement Obama will be our next president. Our time of refreshment and time of restoration has come. The next president, according to Kim Clement, is going to bring change. Do not be fearful of our next leader, Kim claims he was sent by the prophets.
And you think to yourself… This is crazy. Who believes this man? And I ask you; why is his name “Kim Clement” the number one google search the night before the election?
By the way… as further testament to our relentless pursuit of answers. The thirty-fourth highest searched term on November 3, 2008 is: “Who should I vote for?” A question that should definitely be determined by the Google search box.
And now… Witness the craziness:
6 Year Old Connie Talbot Wows Simon
This girl has an incredible voice that you just have to hear to believe. As Simon mentions, she sings this song “pitch perfect”. It’s hard to believe that such a little girl could belt out a song so beautifully.
Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue,
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true.
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