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Lunch Lady Porn Star Crystal Gunns

T C — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 20:12:29 +0000

Vineland — A Vineland New Jersey lunch lady has caused quite a stir recently. It turns out the busty woman dropping mash potato balls on the plates of Jersey school kids has a bit of a tainted past. Louisa C. Tuck, known in the adult entertainment business as Crystal Gunns has left her road show and Score magazine covers behind.

Shortly after reaching the peak of her career; named Score Magazine “Model of the Year”, Crystal Gunns retired. She is now serving lunch to elementary students at D’Ippolito Elementary School and the local YMCA.

Of course some parents are willing to accept her past (men), while other, more adamant parents are calling for her resignation (women). Vineland school spokesman John Sbrana said Friday. “She has not committed any crime. She’s entitled to her privacy like anyone else. There is no action against her.”

Tuck, 32, has appeared in at least three adult movies as recently as 2003, in which she performs a solo act (cough, cough). Now her 34GGs are being used to create larger than life hamburger patties.

Kendra Wilkinson, Hank Baskett Engaged

T C — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 22:06:42 +0000

Looks like Heff has lost another bunny. Is the old man losing his swagger? Not be outdone by the swarm of press surrounding Hef’s former girlfriend, Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson announced that she is going to marry her new beau Hank Baskett.

Kendra is well known for her appearance on “The Girls Nextdoor” and “Celebrity Rap Superstar”. She announced earlier this year (when it was fashionable). Hef will be giving away Kendra at the wedding and is happy that his former ex is moving on.

Caitlin Davis Cheerleader Facebook Flop

T C — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:41:52 +0000

New England Patriots cheerleader Caitlin Davis has been fired after a series of photos posted to her Facebook page were leaked to the mainstream media.

Caitlin has issued a statement claiming that she is not an antisemitic, penis sketcher and that the images were meant to be harmless.

In the photos Caitlin and an alleged accomplice laugh as they marker fuck a passed out victim. The problem with this particular marker job was that her “jokes” closely resemble a hate crime. “I’m a Jew”, a rough sketch of a penis and multiple swastikas are scrawled across the victims body.

Kim Clement Predicts the Next President

T C — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 04:11:55 +0000

Kim Clement is even more over-the-top than the ridiculously white-toothed Joel Osteen. His sermon not only tells us how to live, but how the future will play out. According to Kim Clement Obama will be our next president. Our time of refreshment and time of restoration has come. The next president, according to Kim Clement, is going to bring change. Do not be fearful of our next leader, Kim claims he was sent by the prophets.

And you think to yourself… This is crazy. Who believes this man? And I ask you; why is his name “Kim Clement” the number one google search the night before the election?

By the way… as further testament to our relentless pursuit of answers. The thirty-fourth highest searched term on November 3, 2008 is: “Who should I vote for?” A question that should definitely be determined by the Google search box.

And now… Witness the craziness:

6 Year Old Connie Talbot Wows Simon

T C — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 02:30:27 +0000

This girl has an incredible voice that you just have to hear to believe. As Simon mentions, she sings this song “pitch perfect”. It’s hard to believe that such a little girl could belt out a song so beautifully.

Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue,
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true.

Connie Talbot was a contestant on “Brittain’s Got Talent“. And although she didn’t take the season, her youtube clip has already amassed over 30 million views. That’s the official clip… the one below. Subsequent videos have brought in as many as 10 million views, so her reach is already significantly better than most Idol Contestants could’ve dreamed of. Will this success lead to fame and fortune? I don’t have any doubts… What do you think?

Criss Angel, Holly Madison Official

T C — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 20:41:42 +0000

Criss Angel has officially announced that he and Hef’s former main squeeze Holly Madison are together. She was seen accompanying Criss at the premier of his Angel Believe Cirque du Soleil Event at the Luxor Casino. Criss Angel and Holly have been a rumored couple since she left the mansion in Mid-September. I’m sure Hef isn’t happy by the blow to his street Cred.

Is hip-hop haunted by ghostwriters?

T C — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:59:45 +0000

No talib would not spit someone else’s lyrics, he writes his the same night he spits…not too many who can do that out there and sound as dope as he does…. “Kanye West’s Jesus Walks was co-written with rapper Rhymefest and was inspired by the ARC Choir (Addicts Rehabilitation Center) track.

Undoubtedly inspired by Roland Barthes’ seminal paper The Death of the Author, Sean Diddy Combs’ reflects succinctly on the relationship of the rapper to his craft, on his 2001 hit Bad Boy 4 Life:

We still here, you rockin with the best / Don’t worry if I write rhymes, I write cheques

For Diddy, creating music is a straightforward process - pay the best writers and producers to collaborate, rap someone else’s words with mild competence, and before you know it you’ll have a hit record. But is it right for rappers to have their lyrics written for them?

Amy Winehouse ‘may have brain damage’ after two ODs

T C — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:20:59 +0000

Amy Winehouse may have brain damage after suffering two major overdoses in the past 12 months where she binged on crystal meth, heroin and cocaine, it emerged today.

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Dark Knight Reaches 500 MM in Box Office Sales

T C — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 05:43:55 +0000

The Dark Knight which reached $400 million in box office sales in record time, has become the second movie in history to gross over $500 million at the box office according to the AP.

The Batman sequel has raked in over $502.4 million in just over six weeks - half the time it took Titanic, the only other movie to gross over 500 million dollars in box office sales. Titanic ended at a total of $600,779,824 in gross ticket sales. Titanic was also released in 1997, when ticket prices were lower, resulting in a larger viewing audience.

Batman producers continue to be amazed by the success of their release and they predict that the movie will end up grossing between $530 and $550 million before it leaves the silver screen.

American Idol winner in trouble with IRS

T C — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:31:40 +0000

Season two ‘American Idol’ winner Ruben Studdard has been hit with federal and state property liens for allegedly failing to pay nearly $200,000 in state and federal taxes, according to court records.

The Birmingham, Alabama-bred native owes the federal government $171,920 in unpaid income taxes, according to a lien filed in Jefferson County Circuit Court. Studdard also owes $21,730 in state income taxes.

The report indicates that the majority of the R&B singer’s unpaid taxes are from 2003, the year that Studdard won ‘American Idol.’ Can you believe it’s already been five years since his Season 2 American Idol Win?

This isn’t Ruben’s first run-in with the authorities. In April of 2004 his tour bus was pulled over and four of the occupants on board were ticketed for possession of marijuana.

Studdard’s former record company, Sony BMG, has agreed to cease distribution of his junior release, ‘The Return,’ as a part of a lawsuit filed byLouis Vuitton.

Studdard’s most recent label “J Records” dropped him last year after the not-so-successful sales ratings behind “The Return” which struggled to move just over 250,000 copies.